Biggest Stud
He can bend prop-metal bars with his bare hands. He can use ridiculously unrealistic gadgets with the greatest of ease. He can talk his way out of the deepest plot hole with a smile and a wink. He can pilot any craft, from a spaceship with office chairs for seats, to a golf cart with a max speed of 4 mph…and look good doing it. And, of course, he’s a real ladies man. No matter how clichéd his lines, no matter how greasy his hair, even if he sleeps through most of his fights, the ladies still love him. That’s right; it’s Sledge Riprock, John Beefcake, Dirk Smashmouth, et cetera, et cetera. design and original content © 2005 BoB McClure
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